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11th September 2013: The world's gone mad and I'm the only one who knows
13th August 2013: Black is white. Fact. End of.
11th August 2013: Electric cars, not as green as they're painted?
18th June 2013: Wrinklies unite, you have nothing to lose but your walking frames!
17th May 2013: Some actual FACTS about climate change (for a change) from actual scientists ...
10th May 2013: An article about that poison gas, carbon dioxide, and other scientific facts (not) ...
10th May 2013: We need to see past the sex and look at the crimes: is justice being served?
8th May 2013: So, who would you trust to treat your haemorrhoids, Theresa May?
8th May 2013: Why should citizens in the 21st Century fear the law so much?
30th April 2013: What the GOS says today, the rest of the world realises tomorrow ...
30th April 2013: You couldn't make it up, could you? Luckily you don't need to ...
29th April 2013: a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE, because THE ABOVE are crap ...
28th April 2013: what goes around, comes around?
19th April 2013: everyone's a victim these days ...
10th April 2013: Thatcher is dead; long live Thatcher!
8th April 2013: Poor people are such a nuisance. Just give them loads of money and they'll go away ...
26th March 2013: Censorship is alive and well and coming for you ...
25th March 2013: Just do your job properly, is that too much to ask?
25th March 2013: So, what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
20th March 2013: Feminists - puritans, hypocrites or just plain stupid?
18th March 2013: How Nazi Germany paved the way for modern governance?
13th March 2013: Time we all grew up and lived in the real world ...
12th March 2013: Hindenburg crash mystery solved? - don't you believe it!
6th March 2013: Is this the real GOS?
5th March 2013: All that's wrong with taxes
25th February 2013: The self-seeking MP who is trying to bring Britain down ...
24th February 2013: Why can't newspapers just tell the truth?
22nd February 2013: Trial by jury - a radical proposal
13th February 2013: A little verse for two very old people ...
6th February 2013: It's not us after all, it's worms
6th February 2013: Now here's a powerful argument FOR gay marriage ...
4th February 2013: There's no such thing as equality because we're not all the same ...
28th January 2013: Global Warming isn't over - IT'S HIDING!
25th January 2013: Global Warmers: mad, bad and dangerous to know ...
25th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
19th January 2013: We STILL haven't got our heads straight about gays ...
16th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
11th January 2013: What it's like being English ...
7th January 2013: Bleat, bleat, if it saves the life of just one child ...
7th January 2013: How best to put it? 'Up yours, Argentina'?
7th January 2013: Chucking even more of other people's money around ...
6th January 2013: Chucking other people's money around ...
30th December 2012: The BBC is just crap, basically ...
30th December 2012: We mourn the passing of a genuine Grumpy Old Sod ...
30th December 2012: How an official body sets out to ruin Christmas ...
16th December 2012: Why should we pardon Alan Turing when he did nothing wrong?
15th December 2012: When will social workers face up to their REAL responsibility?
15th December 2012: Unfair trading by a firm in Bognor Regis ...
14th December 2012: Now the company that sells your data is pretending to act as watchdog ...
7th December 2012: There's a war between cars and bikes, apparently, and  most of us never noticed!
26th November 2012: The bottom line - social workers are just plain stupid ...
20th November 2012: So, David Eyke was right all along, then?
15th November 2012: MPs don't mind dishing it out, but when it's them in the firing line ...
14th November 2012: The BBC has a policy, it seems, about which truths it wants to tell ...
12th November 2012: Big Brother, coming to a school near you ...
9th November 2012: Yet another celebrity who thinks, like Jimmy Saville, that he can behave just as he likes because he's famous ...
5th November 2012: Whose roads are they, anyway? After all, we paid for them ...
7th May 2012: How politicians could end droughts at a stroke if they chose ...
6th May 2012: The BBC, still determined to keep us in a fog of ignorance ...
2nd May 2012: A sense of proportion lacking?
24th April 2012: Told you so, told you so, told you so ...
15th April 2012: Aah, sweet ickle polar bears in danger, aah ...
15th April 2012: An open letter to Anglian Water ...
30th March 2012: Now they want to cure us if we don't believe their lies ...
28th February 2012: Just how useful is a degree? Not very.
27th February 2012: ... so many ways to die ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
31st January 2012: We don't make anything any more
27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...

 

 
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A corporate Wanker this week – the Trafford Housing Trust.
 
One of the Trust's employees, a devout Christian, Adrian Smith was disturbed to read a report that gay marriages may be permitted in church. So he went onto his Facebook page and posted four words summarising his own position. ‘An equality too far,’ he wrote.
 
But those four words, even though they were seen by only a few dozen friends and work colleagues, triggered a major battle over freedom of speech which finally ended this week.
 
After a work colleague complained that his comment was offensive (despite having not seen the post), Mr Smith, a family man and lifelong Labour voter, was disciplined, had his job downgraded and his salary cut by £14,000. But after a bitter and protracted court fight to overturn the decision, the married father-of-two has won a landmark victory.
 
His triumph comes in the wake of a series of recent claims by Christians that they have been discriminated against for expressing their beliefs. For example, there was the bed and breakfast owner who lost her battle to refuse a gay couple a double room and who was punished for her religious beliefs. If she'd been a Muslim or a Jew it wouldn't have happened.
 
In Mr Smith’s case, his employers claimed he broke their code of conduct by expressing religious or political views which might upset co-workers. But Mr Justice Briggs, in London’s High Court, yesterday ruled that the housing trust did not have a right to demote Mr Smith as his Facebook postings did not amount to misconduct.
 
He said the comment about gays marrying in church was not — viewed objectively — judgemental, disrespectful or liable to cause upset or offence, and was expressed in moderate language. As for the content, it was a widely held view frequently heard on radio and television, or read in the newspapers.
 
‘It is important that a line is drawn in the sand for Christians who are being persecuted for their beliefs”, Mr.Smith said afterwrds. ‘The truth is that it is our accusers who are the intolerant ones because they refuse to accept that there is room for more than one shade of opinion.’
 
But despite his court triumph, Mr Smith is close to financial ruin. His savings are exhausted. Also, his career is in tatters after 18 years at Trafford Council and then the Trafford Housing Trust, which manages 9,000 homes in the Sale area of Greater Manchester. Even though the court ruled in his favour, the Trust refuses to reinstate him to his former managerial post or restore the £14,000 pay cut.
 
In his ruling, Mr Justice Briggs said: ‘Mr Smith was taken to task for doing nothing wrong, suspended and subjected to a disciplinary procedure which wrongly found him guilty of gross misconduct, and then demoted to a non-managerial post with an eventual 40 per cent reduction in salary. The breach of contract which the trust thereby committed was serious and repudiatory.’
 
But because of complicated rules covering contract law, the judge was only able to offer Mr Smith £98 in damages. A clearly frustrated Mr Justice Briggs went on to say: ‘A conclusion that his damages are limited to less than £100 leaves the uncomfortable feeling that justice has not been done to him. I must admit to real disquiet about the financial outcome of this case.’
 
This sorry saga started 19 months ago when Mr Smith posted a link on his Facebook page to an article about gay marriage on the BBC website. Under the headline ‘Gay church marriages get go-ahead’, he posted the words: ‘An equality too far.’ Later that day, a lesbian colleague with whom he was friends on Facebook, Julia Stavordale, 56, responded: ‘Does that mean you don’t approve?’ A day later, Mr Smith replied on Facebook: ‘No, not really. I don’t understand why people who have no faith and don’t believe in Christ would want to get hitched in church. The Bible is quite specific that marriage is for men and women. If the State wants to offer civil marriages to the same sex then that is up to the State; but the State shouldn’t impose its rules on places of faith and conscience.’
 
Later that week another colleague, Stephen Lynch (also gay), who was not a ‘Facebook friend’ of Mr Smith, made a formal complaint to their trust bosses about the post, despite not having seen it.
 
Mr Smith was duly suspended on full pay from his £35,000-a-year post while an investigation began. Miss Stavordale backed the complaint, saying the trust should ‘throw the book at him’ and that he was ‘blatantly homophobic’.
 
The following month, Mr Smith was told he was guilty of ‘inappropriate remarks’ and of gross misconduct for a breach of trust disciplinary policies. Because he had stated on his Facebook profile that he worked as a housing trust manager — he did not identify which trust — his comments could be construed as representing the trust’s official policy, it was argued. He was told he faced dismissal, but because of his eight years’ ‘loyal service’ he was instead demoted to ‘money support adviser’ on just £21,396 a year. That reduction was to be phased in over 12 months but, although Mr Smith’s appeal was rejected, that period was doubled to 24 months.
 
Not surprisingly, he went to court claiming breach of contract and loss of earnings, arguing that he had been ‘entrapped’ by colleagues who had enticed him to elaborate on his original, harmless four-word comment about gay marriage in church. Mr Smith felt the targeting of his Facebook comments was a huge over-reaction. Indeed, he used the social networking site for many mundane comments such as his liking for wholemeal toast and apricot jam. At an earlier hearing, the judge asked if this reference to toast and jam could be taken to represent trust policy.
 
Indeed, Mr Smith also wondered if his public support for Tottenham Hotspur could have been liable for disciplinary proceedings because it might offend Manchester United fans. Looking back at his ordeal, Mr Smith said: ‘I phrased my words on Facebook very carefully because I never want to give offence. No one has ever been able to suggest that I am homophobic either to colleagues or our tenants. I have always been a conscientious worker. But by accusing me of gross misconduct, the trust was telling the world I’m a bigot. It was a shocking interpretation of my position. I am not against homosexuals. I have worked alongside gay men and women for many years. I have employed gay people. Their sexuality is of no consequence to me. All that matters is can they do their job, gay or straight.’
 
Ironically, his view on churches not being compelled to conduct same-sex marriage ceremonies is identical to the one articulated by the Prime Minister, the Lib Dems (who first proposed gay marriage), the Synod of the Church of England and every major faith including the Muslims and Hindus. Stonewall, the equal rights organisation, also takes the same position.
 
Fortunately The GOS has no job, so he can't face the sack for saying that he also opposes the idea of gay marriage, not just in church, but anywhere. This is not on religious grounds, but on the grounds that the idea is a contradiction in terms. Marriage has always been the union – or a contract, if you like – between a man and a woman who will live together and will, when they choose, seek to have children. Others are welcome to agree any contract they like between themselves - they can even get the vicar to bless it if they like - but unless it includes the possibility of procreation it ain't a marriage and can't be called one.
 
There. Now sack us, if you can.
 
Meanwhile, Trafford Housing Trust, for being unreasonable, illogical, vindictive and for not understanding plain English, you are our Wankers of the Week, and we hope you find that offensive because it was meant to be.
 
Bastards.
 

 
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